The passengers then spot more pirates on the beach and, thinking they are other 'party peeps', cheer and wave before the pirates shoot at them, eventually destroying the boat. The passengers, thinking he is bluffing, don't take him seriously. Chris and Berry crawl out of the bushes and try to make a call to their boat to get picked up from the island. Before he can get any close, the cries of the man inside the deer are heard again, and Vaas and his men head off to find him. Vaas then spots something and starts walking towards Chris and Barry's hiding spot, claiming he smells something. He then proceeds to shoot the man through the head, claiming he was a better horse than he ever was a man. Vaas claims his 'horsie' needs a break and gets off his steed. The two holding assault rifles and Vaas riding on the back of another human like a horse. But you're a better horse, than you ever were a man.'Ĭhris and Barry are hiding in the bushes beside the clearing as they watch Vaas and two of his men enter the clearing. Just as they say that they aren't going to kill him, gun shots are fired and the man runs in one direction while Chris and Barry run for some bushes near by, just as, 'BAMBIE!!!' is heard again. They go to investigate and while in a clearing, come across a man with his body in the middle of a deer. Just at that moment, they hear a hunting trumpet and someone yelling, 'Bambie', into the jungle. He runs off to vomit and warns Berry that he better not put it on the internet. While in the middle of his 'acting thirsty,' Chris fails to notice a dead monkey bleeding into the stream he is drinking from. Eventually, they find fresh water and stop so Berry can film Chris drinking. They spend the next few hours adventuring through the jungle trying to find fresh water and continue to bicker and mess with each other.

He keeps trying to make an introduction to the show, but continuing to screw up his lines, while also annoyed that his superiors and the rest of the crew is on a ship of the coast of the island partying while Chris and his camera-man, Barry (who's revealed to be the man that will be blown to pieces by Vaas later), survive. We see Christopher Mintz-Plasse is filming a show on survival on Rook island. The man begs for his life, Vaas tells him to be quiet and let him focus, before firing the RPG.Īfter that, the scene flashbacks to 3 days earlier. The episode begins with a man being tied to a large rock while a camera records it all.

Cracker far cry primal